Do you have a full length photo????

Because it is my new favorie profile of the week...I give you the last guy who viewed my profile.
I'd like to also poitn out that this dude was no Brad Pitt. Enjoy!


*** UPDATE LADIES ***

Note: Not all of these 'dates' happened to me, but it does make you wonder sometimes...

1. If you claim to be independent, then on our first date you ask me to 'lend' you $5,000 for your kid's braces, then I am NOT your fish!
2. If, in the above scenario, when I ask why you dont get the kid's father to pay and you look at me like an I am an idiot and say "how can he do that if he is incarcerated?", then I am NOT your fish!
3. If you make gin in your bathtub, then I am NOT your fish!
4. If we plan to meet and you arrive at the restaurant on your Schwinn 10-speed in a pair of Spandex bicycle shorts and a tube top that are both 3 sizes too small, then I am NOT your fish!
5. If you show up at our first date hammered from happy hour with the office girls, suck down 1-1/2 drinks, fall out of your chair and hit the floor with a resounding thud, then I am NOT your fish!
6. If you have more pictures of your pets than of you, you need to take more pictures...Hey, I want to date you, not your dog, cat, bird, or whatever...


*** NOTICE!!!
Due to recent experiences of gross misrepresentation of height/size/weight, I now have to request a FULL LENGTH PHOTO. Get a cell phone and a mirror and make it happen. Listen, would you buy a car based only on a picture of the headlight? Didn't think so!
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If, however, you are attractive, mature, and have your life together emotionally, sensually and have some class, then I may be the fish about to hit your hook!