Cool Rider

Ok...bottomline, no screwing around...I think I am Michelle Pfieffer in Grease 2 singing Cool Rider. (I want no ordinary guy coming on strong with me....C-O-O-L
R-I-D-E-R)
That's the image I have of myself in my mind. Michelle Pfieffer. And depending on what day it is I may or may not be married to David E. Kelly. Meaning I have a screwed up sense of reality. No, not Leo DiCaprio stalker big ass can of crazy screwed up reality, but more like vivid imagination no double chin kinda reality.

I guess I don't see myself as I really am. Not sure if that is a good or bad thing. It can be tough to see yourself for who you really are...especially when you are a chubby single mom with a penchant for wearing t-shirts with sequins on your boozoombas. I mean, it's not like I thought that this is what I would grow up to be?
And, maybe it's why I am not trying very hard to meet Mr. Not So Annoying. Because when you have toothless 80 yr old bikers who live in the nursing home hitting on you...you don't want to think that maybe, just maybe you really are the kind of person that 80 yr old bikers REALLY, REALLY want changing their Depends.

Nowhere is a screwed up sense of reality any more prevalent than on the dating websites. Boy, oh boy....luckily I think I am Michelle Pfieffer. Some guys have gone completely in the WRONG direction...ain't no Grease 2 baby. Scary, scary, scary...like being Lindsay's parole officer.

So, I give you some poor unfortunate souls who think that they are all that....

Trust me - I'm da man! I can do things that will BLOW YOUR MIND! I'll have you begging for more. You'll be RUINED for any other man ...

Im a good looking man who takes care of himself, just looking for a friend to spend some quality time with

You will be please with me.I bet I can make you smile. I Could be the one you were looking for.

I would like to meet, get to know and be with a pretty, smart, goal oriented, responsible, sexy classy woman that likes pearls because girls like diamonds

A lot of people are also normally surprised of how quick their pets take to me.

about m self ,there lot to say about me but there is never enough to say about your self,but i am avery nice guy,quite i dont know what else say ,may be later on, I am male, straight, and singal

What I am. I am a regular guy. I prefer playing the fool. I'm a little geeky and a little freaky.

There is only so much you can say about yourself that people will actually believe. One man's opinion is another man's nightmare.

I'm an athletic, cute, crazy, sexy, cool kind of guy.

After many unsuccessful years of dating exclusively supermodels and members of Alaska's Agdaagux tribe, I've decided to broaden my horizons and open up my dating to the population at large.

AND...my favorite!!! An actual email to a fellow Mr. Not So Annoying seeker. This is what he wrote.

Hey my name's _____ and Im unemployed and living in my parents basement with my dog but I wanted to say hi.

So happily I will go on thinking that I look great in a Pink Satin jacket and that my Cool Rider will appear while I am bowling with my friends. And after he arrives...we will sing. I am fine with that...because whether I am seeking him out, or he shows up with a pair of rental shoes and a beer, Mr. Not So Annoying is out there and he might, just might be looking for his Michelle Pfieffer.